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I'm spontaneous, random, crazy, adventurous, chill, moralistically a man, much more of a giver than I am a taker, blunt, and pervy all rolled into one. However, if you cant keep me intellectually entertained as well as sexually entertained, I tend to get bored easily.

Same goes for humor...I'm a clown. Always cracking jokes...no one likes a sour puss. Literally haha. Here are the ABC's on how to turn me off. A: have a picture of your penis or only of your so-called "body".

FUCK the body; a cute face is all I need (and no I'm not a chubby chaser for eff off fatties) B: Talk about your penis, or how hot you are.

If you actually need to describe yourself as "in shape" and/or "sexy", then you're not. C: Use the phrase "I'd like to get to know you"...yeah no *&$!sherlock, you're obviously wanking yourself off to my profile for a reason.

I figure it's useless to try to deter all you old, fat, or ugly guys away from hitting me up, because you all claim to be the exception and God's gift to mankind.... I wish I could live in delusion like most of you seem to.

Here's some qualities that seem to draw me in to a man... -sarcastic and effed-up sense of humor -short, but not shorter than me, although, if you got the right bad boy attitude, tall and toned definitely does it for me -clean, as in takes care of yourself, but not creepily perfect, not looking for a metro -i tend to go for white boys the most.

..not a hater, just preference. -no fatties, no skin&bones, and no 'roided out beefy dudes... you don't have to be flashing me your "guns", I could care less...as long as you can throw me on the bed, you're good to go -no baldies, no fonzies, no fros, no hippie hair, no chewbacas I'm sure I'll think of more later.

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